I'm a zookeeper. A bonafied wild animal wrangler catering to the young mammals of the Earth. They scream and yelp all day long and they stink like nothing you have ever smelled before. I throw food at them several times a day and they make sure to get it into their gummy mouths using any means necessary. They'll come and snuggle once in awhile, but they really just want to play with each other in their luxury cage filled with animal toys. Once a day or more, I let them out of their cage and I strap them in for a walk. They pick up random bugs and get dirty from rolling in the dirt. Sometimes I have to squirt them off with a hose!
I'm a zookeeper. A zookeeper indeed.
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